There were three priests that wanted to have some fun.
So they decided to take a plane ride. When they were in the air, the first priest
dropped a knife. Then they flew a little more, and the second priest dropped
a knife. Then they flew a little more, and the third priest dropped a bomb.

Eager to know what happened they flew down. On their way, they saw a little
girl crying on her front step. They asked her what was wrong, and the little girl
said that her mom said a bad word, and a knife flew down from the sky and killed her.
Then next house they found a little boy crying on his front porch. They asked him why
hey was crying, and the little boy said that his dad had cut his mom's favorite flowers
since he was mad, and then a knife flew form the sky and killed him. Then they were eager to
see what happened next door. When they went, they saw a littlw boy laughing his head of. They
asked the little boys why he was laughing so hard and the littlw boy said taht his father farted and
blew up the  house.