A man was driving along a dusty road, when all of a sudden he ran out of
gas. The man walked to the nearest house and asked if he could get some
gas. Just as he went inside the house, it started to pour rain. The owner
of the house said, "you could stay for the night, but if you go into the
garage, there is a monster there. No matter what you do don't touch it!"

The man agreed to this, and went up to the guestroom. The man was curious,
so he went down to the garage, and sure enough there was the monster...it
was huge and ugly. The man wanted to see what would happen if he threw
something at him. So he picked up a rock and threw it at the
monster..nothing, the man made a horrible face at him..nothing, the man
tried calling him names..still nothing. Then the man reached over and
touched the monster. The monster jumped and started chasing after the man.
The monster chased the man all over the country side, until the man
reached a cliff. The man thought that he was going to die, so he curled up
and waited for the monster.

The monster reached down to him and said, "You're It!"